At this time, Valhalla Ascending is nothing more than a guild tag that provides housing for wayward alts and a Discord server open to the gaming public.

We have no current intent to operate as an actual guild. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Valhalla Ascending is NOT recruiting members from other guilds. We’re not trying to steal your members, poach your raiders, overthrow your leadership, or otherwise engage in acts of Norrathian corporate espionage.

We’re just here trying to play a game, kill mobs, and leave a respectable number of dead bodies under our boots. You are welcome to join us regardless of your guild tag.

Should the day ever come that Valhalla Ascending becomes an actual guild, an authorized representative of VA will approach you and state: “I need your help. I can’t tell you what it is. You can never ask me about it later. And we’re gonna hurt some mobs.”

At which time, the only legally acceptable response shall be:
“Whose car are we gonna take?”

Failure to provide the aforementioned response may result in absolutely nothing because, once again, we are not a guild.